Gay cornholing

Occasionally a sport comes along that truly defines its era. Fittingly, as Barack Obama prepares to invade the South with an army of homosexuals who will sodomize every Republican's children and pets, cornholing is suddenly all the rage.

My awareness of the sport known as "Cornhole" comes via a longtime reader of my personal blog named Mark, a former American soldier now living in Bulgaria. Stamp is quite tuned in to all things queer — it was Label who educated me on the "power bottom" phenomenon that became a low internet meme after I posted something on Gawker about it — and he wanted to form me aware of this pulsating hot new "sport" when he learned that I was editing Deadspin today. He writes:

Cajun honey,

Have you ever cornholed anyone (or been cornholed)? I have been out of the USA for a while and I was shocked to learn that cornholing has become a team sport in Appalachia. And how amazing that Tennessee's über Republican first congressional district has get a hotbed o